fruit war!!!

ok here are the rules: u have to use friut as a weapon against the person above you. lets say theres a post above me. i say "shoots a bannana launcher at somerandomposter."
you would do that to me, somebody does that to you!

Actually, in the classical IF/ZB Fruit War Forum Game, there really are not many rules.You don't need to fire at a specific person, just say something like *Launches cherry bomb* or *Piles 1000 water melons on your head*.Most people will know you mean TPAY(the person above you). You can also use pictures to show what you mean(Although that is rarely used).Example of a picture:I used this on another forum account (I'm Freezo)Also, let's please not have a debate over if a tomato or anything else is a fruit or not.If it has seeds, it's a fruit.
Now to get started!
*Throws cherry bomb*

*throws cherry nuke* BEAT THAT

Ughh.....I Say this a lot, so don't feel hurt.

*GRAPE MACHINE GUN*

HAHA j/k

uh...................... *GRAPE MACINE GUN ORANGE TURRET CHERRY NUKES!*
U CANT BEAT THAT

I CHOOSE YOU SEMI AUTOMATED BURST PEZ DISPENSER (it has an orange tang taste. that counts as a fruit sort of right?) lol

*shoots pez dispenserwithout stopping for 10 minutes then throws a lemon grenade and ur all *AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!! lol

*w-Bomb (watermelon)*

yeah i hit u with that too including anothewr watermelon NUKE.

WATERMELON ASTEROID!

*mango*

*coconut* lol. isnt that a fruit? those can knok u out if it falls on ut hed lol.